Monday, January 7, 2008

I Love New York Reunion Recap

Sorry luvs, ya gurl has had some things going on today. But you know I had to watch and give my two cents on that hour and a half of buffoonery. Though I could go on all night about the tacky wardrobe of some of the fellas, "It" making a total ass of himself, as usual, trying to break bricks, to "Punk" and "Buddahs" bitching about New York not being "real."


Shit...Those jackasses knew that colt was fake from jump. I mean from hair, eyes, eye lashes, titties, ass...What IS real about this chick besides being real played and real nasty?


Any who, the classic moment in the show for me was when New Yorks mother, Sister Patterson, introduced New York and the rest of America to her new man, I Love New York Season 2 Reject, Champion by slobbering him down, stuffing all 157 teeth of hers in his mouth and covering him in her wretched red lipstick. And that ape Sister P was grinning like a Chester cat. Yuck..Just disgusting...I really got the willies watching that, forget throwing up alittle, I nearly chucked my whole dinner with this madness.

Save the wrinkles in his head making me sea sick, the brotha was definitely not half bad in the looks department, so what gives? Sister P got that snapper? That whip appeal? These cougars are going WILD right now! Young ladies, watch your back, and your man.

Moving right along, nothing else of substance happened, the "Entertainer" showed how pathetic he was by bragging that and even showing everyone a day in his life, living with his parents. At 29, what a damn bum. After Tailor Made came to the stage, he was confronted by "Mr. Wise" about him spitting in his face, to which Tailor Made made the assertion he would do it again. Pulling a punk ass sneak leap, Wise jumped on/overtop of Tailor Made in an attempt to get his "one." It didn't work, he was escorted out.

Once New York joined Tailor Made on the stage, the love between the two appeared to be genuine. She has her wifee. He has his man. After presenting her with a gift box which held his finalized divorce papers, Tailor Made again asked New York to marry him. She gladly accepted. They claim to have been living together since the show ended its taping. E'erybody needs love.


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