Friday, January 4, 2008

*STANDING IN THE NEED OF PRAYER*

Ok, so since on of my sister blogs had my favorite saying for folks who just can't seem to get it together. Since I'm a writer and not a biter,*smile*, we'll name this segment, "STANDING IN THE NEED OF PRAYER." Everyone has been to chuuch, at least I hope so, even if it is only to show off your new Easter suit. But being a southern girl raised in the chuuch, we know what it is to pray and how prayer changes things. You have had situations where, you feel like you can't really tell the pastor what's going on, but when you get in that line, and they put that oil on your forehead, and get to bendin on ya,(ya'll know!), even if the situation itself hasn't changed, your outlook on things has. Many people have been saved from a good cussin out or tail beating from hands being laid chile. So these folks we will just say are standing in the need of prayer, need hands layed on them. Either in the spiritual sense or the physical, somebody needs to help them. So without further ado, the first mess to make the list is.....


Cincinnati Bengals Running back, Kenny Irons! All I can say is, "You betta work!" Sporting a blue "Rocket Pops" tee shirt and black spandex boy shorts, matching black socks and hat and his freshest Wonder Woman pose, one could speculate Irons is ready for balls on and off the field. As Sister Patterson said, "He's got some green mossy stuff going on between his legs."
Lawd hammussey! Too much...doing too much....

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